"Attention Paparazzi: Please use this photo for all future slanderous articles about me." |
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That's right it's me on a billboard (in the middle) right above an Indian restaurant and an adult book store. I've made it in Hollywood! |
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A lot of people wonder if Hollywood's changed me. |
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Commercial pitchman for
movietickets.com. I'm the guy who says, "The 'r' is silent." Man am I dum. |
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Send help!!! |
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Attention
Network Executives: this is the type of demographic I can attract
to your network. |
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Myself,
Mitch Hedberg, Lynn Shawcroft, and Daniel Rock in the green room
at the Comedy Cafe in Milwaukee. Mitch passed away in March 2005. I had the pleasure of working with him in March 2001 and he is truly a comedy legend. The big thing I learned from him is believe in your vision and never give up. Thanks Mitch and God Bless. |
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Me,
Nipsey Russell and some other guy who looks like Carl from the
TV show "Family Matters". I'm the awkward looking white guy. |
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Harland
Williams and I showing off our unique ability to express our
contentment soley through the ancient art of mime. |
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Me
(crying), my brother, and Santa shortly after I punched Santa
in the face. He had it coming! |
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The
Dead Alewives - Some of my most enjoyable moments doing comedy
have been with this very talented improv group from left - Bo
Johnson, me, Dylan Bolin, Mondy Carter, Eric Price. |
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This
is my friend Tula whom I met when I volunteered in Mexico. They
always picked us last for basketball. What we lacked in coordination,
we made up for with our lack of speed. He better have a picture
of me on his web site! |
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My
parents. |
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